• Liz: My poor lappy is a piece of shit
• Punch: SLAP IT AROUND, TOO.
• Liz: I DO
• Liz: I THREW IT OFF THE BED THE OTHER NIGHT
• Liz: IN A FIT OF RETARDATION-RAGE
• Punch: THROW IT ON THE GROOUND
• Fable: laptop calls 911
• Fable: CPS comes
• Fable: Liz comes out with a Pabst blue ribbon
• Fable: in a wife beater
• Liz: AHAHAHA
• Fable: THAT LAPTOP IS FULL O' SHIT
• Fable: I DIDNT DO NOTHING
• Liz: I WAS WEARING A WIFE BEATER
• Fable: "Ma'am your southern is showing"
• Fable: SHADDUP, *tosses gators at the cops*

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