humansofnewyork:

Yesterday I dropped into a pet store called Fauna on the Upper West Side, because it had a sign saying “Exotic Birds” and I thought: “Sweet! Free zoo.” Indeed, it had a small bird habitat with all sorts of awesome birds.
I got into a conversation with Daniel, the store’s owner, about the bonding abilities of these animals. I looked at their small heads, imagined their small brains, and said: “These things probably could care less about humans.”
In response, Daniel opened the cage of a nearby parrot. The parrot instantly darted out, landed on Daniel’s shoulder, and started frantically nuzzling against his face. It was quite a demonstration. What amazing creatures. 

Everyone is always so shocked that parrots can make great pets. But first you must respect them, and if they deem you worth their attention, you will have a lifelong friend.

humansofnewyork:

Yesterday I dropped into a pet store called Fauna on the Upper West Side, because it had a sign saying “Exotic Birds” and I thought: “Sweet! Free zoo.” Indeed, it had a small bird habitat with all sorts of awesome birds.

I got into a conversation with Daniel, the store’s owner, about the bonding abilities of these animals. I looked at their small heads, imagined their small brains, and said: “These things probably could care less about humans.”

In response, Daniel opened the cage of a nearby parrot. The parrot instantly darted out, landed on Daniel’s shoulder, and started frantically nuzzling against his face. It was quite a demonstration. What amazing creatures. 

Everyone is always so shocked that parrots can make great pets. But first you must respect them, and if they deem you worth their attention, you will have a lifelong friend.

5 hours ago · 1,957 notes · Source

I gave that cutie a kiss. Cuties love kisses.

I gave that cutie a kiss. Cuties love kisses.

1 week ago · 5 notes

One of my bosses brought in his two month old rat. This little guy sat on my shoulder making wee bipbip whispers and stroking his whiskers. He held still just so I could take his picture, wrapped up in his daddy’s scarf. Real doll of a baby rat. Makes me want one real bad.

One of my bosses brought in his two month old rat. This little guy sat on my shoulder making wee bipbip whispers and stroking his whiskers. He held still just so I could take his picture, wrapped up in his daddy’s scarf. Real doll of a baby rat. Makes me want one real bad.

1 month ago · 13 notes

“I do not like the cone of shame.”
 Sorry Ada, this is what you get for picking at scabs.

“I do not like the cone of shame.”
Sorry Ada, this is what you get for picking at scabs.

1 month ago · 4 notes

Best part of Psychfest was this awesome bully dog who was part of Bootleg Theater. She just wandered around begging for treats and belly rubs then crashed on a couch by the entrance. Super mellow pup.

Best part of Psychfest was this awesome bully dog who was part of Bootleg Theater. She just wandered around begging for treats and belly rubs then crashed on a couch by the entrance. Super mellow pup.

1 month ago · 3 notes

My dog is really cute.

My dog is really cute.

1 month ago · 5 notes

Wanted to take some pics of me with my new jacket and jewelry. Included dog because Ada is ADORABLE.

I like to think the jacket makes me look like a cyberpunk detective.

2 months ago · 9 notes

More of Ada at the dog park, this time playing with a ton of corgis and corgi mixes.

3 months ago · 7 notes

Ada at the dog park!

3 months ago · 8 notes

Ada interrupts Skynny (who is staying with us this weekend)
No work accomplished, dog demands love.

Ada interrupts Skynny (who is staying with us this weekend)
No work accomplished, dog demands love.

3 months ago · 24 notes

I’m giddy, so giddy! And so happy these birds have a good home.

4 months ago · 15 notes

Ada missed her giant dog bed, aka the couch.

Ada missed her giant dog bed, aka the couch.

4 months ago · 6 notes

This smug cat wouldn’t let me pack last night. She hopped on the bag while my back was turned and threatened bodily harm should I push her. However, pets/were/ mandatory.
Only blowing air in her face would shift the beast.
#actual Michael inspiration

This smug cat wouldn’t let me pack last night. She hopped on the bag while my back was turned and threatened bodily harm should I push her. However, pets/were/ mandatory.
Only blowing air in her face would shift the beast.
#actual Michael inspiration

4 months ago · 8 notes

My cousin Lance* is staying at my mother’s to get a better education and away from some drama. He’s been thriving, but misses the abundance of spicy Louisiana food. New England is just so bland.
So his mom mailed him a bunch of packets of cajun and creole spices.
So frickin’ adorable I had to take a picture and share. Aw.
*is a COMPLETELY different person than the character. I just borrowed the name and origin for personal reasons

My cousin Lance* is staying at my mother’s to get a better education and away from some drama. He’s been thriving, but misses the abundance of spicy Louisiana food. New England is just so bland.

So his mom mailed him a bunch of packets of cajun and creole spices.

So frickin’ adorable I had to take a picture and share. Aw.

*is a COMPLETELY different person than the character. I just borrowed the name and origin for personal reasons

4 months ago · 5 notes

Umbagog!Max now also has goofy winter dog jacket.

Umbagog!Max now also has goofy winter dog jacket.

4 months ago · 5 notes