Lamia’s fantasy

Lamia’s fantasy

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1 week ago · 6,159 notes · Source

catoncoals:

My cockatoo, Charity, is a taco-thief. As proven today. As she flew away with a whole one, as big as her body.

Tacotoo!

catoncoals:

My cockatoo, Charity, is a taco-thief. As proven today. As she flew away with a whole one, as big as her body.

Tacotoo!

3 weeks ago · 17 notes · Source

My reactions to things are weird.

My reactions to things are weird.

3 weeks ago · 16 notes

They’re coming! They’re coming for you!

They’re coming! They’re coming for you!

1 month ago · 4 notes · Source

Good lord it’s a horror film…

1 month ago · 12 notes · Source

Someone gif this shit, PRONTO

1 month ago · 4 notes

Look what you did, Reed!

Look what you did, Reed!

1 month ago · 11 notes

Control is an illusion.

Enzo casually opens and closes her cage door with zero trouble. All the fun goodies being on the inside of the cage is the only reason I don’t come home to pure chaos every day. That and chasing after the dog lost its appeal after a few weeks.

Freakin’ little imp.

1 month ago · 3 notes

Currently my favorite of the pranks so far today

“UH BLUH BLUH AHBL BLAH!” 

1 month ago · 1 note

So I sent a writing sample in to 50 Shades of Green for their ghostwriting contest. I’m not sure even 13 year old me would write something so heinous, and this is pretty damn heinous. I even squeezed an R-Pat reference in there. I was cracking up while writing.

Should I feel proud or wretched? Both? Yeah, both is good. 

1 month ago · 1 note

Definitely the most badass use of the species name.

Definitely the most badass use of the species name.

1 month ago · 2 notes

How to instantly kill my enthusiasm for a movie

  • *seeing a cool scifi trailer*
  • Me: Aw neat a high concept space alien movie
  • Me: Aw they've invaded everything and cool eyeball effects
  • Me: Aw sweet that architecture is ballin' and look at those...
  • *inoffensive male lead pops in
  • Me: Wait.
  • *bland female lead pops in*
  • *they stare longingly into each others' eyes*
  • Me: Wait a second...
  • *from the author of--"
  • Me: aw No.
  • *Twilight*
  • Me: aw NO!!
  • *Stephanie Meyer's The Host*
  • Me: aw NOOOOOOO!!!

1 month ago · 47 notes

Tumblr Scrabble

There should be a game called “Tumblr Scrabble” where you win by using only words that Tumblr invented or misuses on a regular basis. Half the fun is arguing semantics and debating the origin of the word.

2 months ago · 8 notes

Old version of Be Prepared was a bit more….creepy. 

Ew Scar. Just…ew.

And I thought the Broadway version of this scene was unsettling.

2 months ago · 315 notes